N.O.R.E. - NY Groove

Hot shit.  Þetta er alveg málið!

Brooklyn will go hard!

Hvernig dettur þeim í hug að segja að spennan verði mest á Króknum?  Hellirinn verður crazy í kvöld!  Allir að mæta og styðja Breiðholtið/Brooklyn.  Brooklyn, we go hard!  Wezzide goes down.

Borgarslagur í Seljaskóla

Mest óþolandi leikmenn NBA deildarinnar

Orange County Register tók nýlega saman lista yfir leiðinlegustu leikmenn deildarinnar allra tíma.  Þar trjónir á toppinum enginn annar en Sasha Vujacic.  Hann er að fara nett í taugarnar á leikmönnum deildarinnar og lenti nýverið í rifrildi við Chris Paul og kvartaði í dómurum og blaðamönnum eftir leikinn að CP3 hafi kallað hann "bitch".  Ok, sá sem vælir yfir því að vera kallaður "bitch" inni á vellinum er einfaldlega biiiatch.  Hver sá sem ekki þolir smá trash talk á vellinum ætti að skipta yfir í blak eða keilu.  Listinn er annars þannig:

Sasha Vujacic
Sasha Vujacic yells after falling to the ground after fouling New York's Al Harrington in this file photo. Vujacic - fresh off being insulted by New Orlean's Chris Paul throughout Tuesday's game - is perhaps the least popular Laker outside of the Laker Nation.

Vlade Divac
The center with the good hands is best known by critics for his famous flop after barely being touched while playing post defense. Urbandictionary.com lists these nicknames for Divac: The King of Flop, Floppy Divac, Sir Flops Alot, The Serbian Flop Monster.

Dennis Rodman
Ah, where to begin? The dirty play, the technicals, the piercings, the kicking of photographers, the wedding dress? While Rodman may be the most disliked player on this list, Lakers Coach Phil Jackson calls him the greatest athlete he ever coached.

Bill Laimbeer
The baddest of the Bad Boys, Detroit's Bill Laimbeer, right, was one of the most hated players in NBA history. He brought the NBA goon to a whole new level. (In this photo, James Worthy, left, goes up for a basket against Detroit's Bill Laimbeer during a June 21, 1988 NBA Championship game at the Forum in Inglewood.

Rasheed Wallace
One of the best power forwards the game has ever seen, Wallace often leads the NBA in technical fouls. In true Wallace fashion, he says he's being singled out by the referees.

Ron Artest
What do you have to do to get suspended for a season? How about charging the stands and swinging at fans? That's what Artest did against Detroit on Nov.19, 2004 - only a few months after asking his coach for a month off to rest after promoting an album on his record label.

Rick Mahorn
One of three Detroit players on the list, Mahorn was once called "the baddest Bad Boy of them all" as a 6-foot-10 low-post player.

Danny Ainge
To Laker fans, he may be the most reviled player of them all. Why? Besides playing for the Boston Celtics, Ainge bounced around the West playing for Lakers' rivals Sacramento, Phoenix and Portland. His fiery playing style didn't sit too well with players either. In 1983, he was ejected for throwing punches at Tree Rollins - a 7-foot-1 player for Atlanta.

Charles Barkley
Before his folksian analysis on TNT basketball broadcasts refurbished his image, Charles Barkely was disliked greatly outside those rooting for his various teams: Philadelphia, Phoenix and Houston.

Josh Howard
2008 was a bad year for the 6-foot-7 Dallas player. During that year, he got arrested for allegedly street racing, threw a birthday party for himself after a playoff loss - and criticized the National Anthem while it was being played on live television. He said "I don't celebrate this (expletive). I'm black." A few months later, Howard apologized for disrespecing the anthem.

Vernon Maxwell
In 1995, a decade before Ron Artest charged the stands, "Mad Max" stormed into the Portland stands to punch a fan. Later that season, he faked a hamstring injury because he was frustrated with his lack of playing time. In the ensuing years, Maxwell allegedly flashed his private parts at the driver of another car after an auto accident and paid a woman a settlement after knowingly infecting her with herpes.

Stephon Marbury
The star guard from Georgia Tech has hit rocky times in New York. After disrupting team chemistry once he lost his starting job with the Knicks, Marbury was banned from going to Knicks' games or practices - so Marbury bought a courtside seat in Maidson Square Garden.

Finnst ykkur einhvern vanta þarna í listann?

Hookup:  Orange County Register

Atkins til Oklahoma Thunders

Blocked by the rim!

Von Wafer hafði ekki erindi sem erfiði við þessa troðslutilraun, heldur lét körfuhringinn sjálfan blokka sig alveg svakalega.  Hahahahhaa... ouch. 

Mr. Lif

Er að fíla þennan gaur...

 

Erfitt að vera nýliði í NBA

Eminem - Crack a Bottle ft. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent

Úff, Em dregur fram fallbyssurnar í þessari útgáfu af Crack a Bottle. 

G-Unit - Rider Pt. 2

Þessi er fyrir hann Eazy, en við vorum að hlæja yfir textanum í þessu lagi um daginn.  T.d. línan hans 50 Cent: "I approach ya boy, with a toaster boy", en þá vorum við að spá í hvernig Fiddy kæmi út veifandi brauðrist.  Ooooh, scary! Hvað finnst ykkur?  Alveg beisik lag samt.

Dennis Rodman í bullinu

Hvað er eiginlega að frétta með Dennis Rodman.  Annað hvort er gaurinn að drepast úr athyglissýki eða hann er staurblankur og tekur hvaða gig sem býðst.  Þetta myndband segir allt sem segja þarf.

Serious hops á þessum strák

Hann er 175 cm og stekkur eins og fjandinn sjálfur.  Þetta myndband er frá einhverri streetball troðslukeppni sem hann sigraði með yfirburðum.  Alveg í ruglinu með 540° troðsluna þarna í lokin.

Heineken: Walk-In Fridge

In your face, girls!

50 Cent - Get It In

Produced by Dr. Dre

Rihanna - Bad Girl ft. Chris Brown

Njúsjitt... þetta verður heitt.

Michael Jordan klassík

Þessi er handa Omma.  Hann segir að ég skrifi aldrei neitt um Knicks. 

Þarna höfum við vintage MJ á sínum uppáhaldsstað, Madison Square Garden í NYC, í úrslitakeppninni '91.  Sjáiði svo hvernig Bulls tæta þessa "pressu" í sig, Starks og Oakley hlaupa upp í stúku og svo endar þetta á troðslu í smettið á Patrick Ewing.  Fæ aldrei leið á þessu.

Vote4Amare - Þriðji þáttur

Djöfulsins steik er maður samt að þekkja ekki Maxwell sjálfan þarna í hlutverki vinar Amare.  Sá snillingur á nú nokkra slagara.  Það er á tæru, fjendenn!