Ron Artest um Lakers-eigandann Jerry Buss

"I like how much he likes science, and how he has a billion dollars, and how he looks like the confetti man and the Joker, and how he didn't mind when I talked to him for like a half-hour about how I thought Sir Mix-A-Lot was saying, 'Ooh, Rumpleshoekid' instead of 'Ooh, rump of smooth skin,' in 'Baby Got Back,' and how many copies of 'In Like Flint' he has on LaserDisc, and how he's pretty happy when we win, but also how he's more happy when he gets tasty applesauce."

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